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Ted Hayden

How do I meet Ted Hayden? First, make bait. Grab Jif, crush Fentanyl, mix it. Smear it on a trap in your yard. If it's quiet, Ted Hayden will get caught quick.

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The Shadow Hills Arts & Culture Festival

We, Robots

Squat Parts: Three Stories

12-page handmade zine. Illustrated by Jef Harmatz.

1,032-page anthology from Head of Zeus. Edited by Simong Ings. Featuring “These 5 Books Go 6 Feet Deep.”

50-page Kindle. Featuring “Metal Grip Pipe Connection,” “A Collection of Objects from a Destroyed City,” and “Inhuman Intelligence.”

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